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My brother and I went to college together, and we had an old dog, a great Pyrenees named Belle.  And when she passed away, my parents called me — and they would do this all the time with bad news — they would tell me, and then ask me to tell Josh. And so I went and bought sandwiches, and I called him and was like, ‘Why don’t I bring lunch over to your dorm?’ and he was like okay.  And when I got to the door, he answered the door and he was crying.  I was like ‘What’s wrong?’ and he said, ‘Did Belle die?’  and I was like ‘How did you know?’ and he was like ‘You would never bring sandwiches over.’  Like that’s how awful of a brother I am.  When I call, any time I’m like ‘Hey buddy, wanna go see a movie?’ he’s like ‘Oh nooo grandma!’

My brother and I went to college together, and we had an old dog, a great Pyrenees named Belle.  And when she passed away, my parents called me — and they would do this all the time with bad news — they would tell me, and then ask me to tell Josh. And so I went and bought sandwiches, and I called him and was like, ‘Why don’t I bring lunch over to your dorm?’ and he was like okay.  And when I got to the door, he answered the door and he was crying.  I was like ‘What’s wrong?’ and he said, ‘Did Belle die?’  and I was like ‘How did you know?’ and he was like ‘You would never bring sandwiches over.’  Like that’s how awful of a brother I am.  When I call, any time I’m like ‘Hey buddy, wanna go see a movie?’ he’s like ‘Oh nooo grandma!’

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    Sounds like me and my brother 90% of the time.
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    omg poor Josh
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